s}玩{play}赖的样子[de yang zi]，您会{can}挺开心滴。北京郊区1个老头，有[y
s} wan {play} lai de yang zi [de yang zi] nin hui {can} ting kai xin di bei jing jiao qu 1 ge lao tou you [y
{his}学会了[le]下棋，总想赢您，那是不外乎玩{play}赖，您注意{lookout}他{hi
{his} xue hui le [le] xia qi zong xiang ying nin na shi bu wai hu wan {play} lai nin zhu yi {lookout} ta {hi
}在[zai]您滴怀抱中[zhong]对着您笑，对着您哭、闹，您会{can}觉得很好玩。长大1点後他
} zai [zai] nin di huai bao zhong [zhong] dui zhe nin xiao dui zhe nin ku nao nin hui {can} jiao de hen hao wan chang da 1 dian hou ta
人生了[le]1个媳妇。要是您如今儿童小{little}，您要[yao]学会享乐这段过程，他{his
ren sheng le [le]1 ge xi fu yao shi nin ru jin er tong xiao {little} nin yao [yao] xue hui xiang le zhe duan guo cheng ta {his
}明确，咱们两人这[zhe]一辈子[yi bei zi]没干什么[gan shen me]，就给美国
} ming que zan men liang ren zhe [zhe] yi bei zi [yi bei zi] mei gan shen me [gan shen me] jiu gei mei guo
e]。一天偶[wo]在[zai]食堂碰到了[le]他们，他们说{say}，咱们到如今才想{think
e] yi tian ou [wo] zai [zai] shi tang peng dao le [le] ta men ta men shuo {say} zan men dao ru jin cai xiang {think
院，学校出来后出国到了[le]美国，效果被1个美国男孩{boy}看中，娶了[le]以前定居美国了[l
yuan xue xiao chu lai hou chu guo dao le [le] mei guo xiao guo bei 1 ge mei guo nan hai {boy} kan zhong qu le [le] yi qian ding ju mei guo le [l
。偶[wo]滴清华大学副博士导师辽宁同志，老两口只有一个[you yi ge]女儿，考上了[le]北京外交学
ou [wo] di qing hua da xue fu bo shi dao shi liao ning tong zhi lao liang kou zhi you yi ge [you yi ge] nv er kao shang le [le] bei jing wai jiao xue
吗?他说，出国阿。您接着问{ask}，出国后干吗?他说，结婚、找工作[zhao gong zuo]阿
ma ? ta shuo chu guo a nin jie zhe wen {ask} chu guo hou gan ma ? ta shuo jie hun zhao gong zuo [zhao gong zuo] a
问{a辽宁同志sk}，“出锅”後干吗?他说，考大学阿?你又问{ask}，上[shang]了[le]大学后又干
wen {a liao ning tong zhi sk} chu guo hou gan ma ? ta shuo kao da xue a ? ni you wen {ask} shang [shang] le [le] da xue hou you gan
儿童都比较小，有人就说，您滴儿童多大了[le]，怎样这样小{little}阿?啥时才气“出锅”阿?您
er tong dou bi jiao xiao you ren jiu shuo nin di er tong duo da le [le] zen yang zhe yang xiao {little} a ? sha shi cai qi chu guo a ? nin
尽头两人都很懊悔。性命滴本来质系[shi]寻求快活不是竞赛。 如今滴人[ren]结婚都比较晚，
jin tou liang ren dou hen ao hui xing ming di ben lai zhi xi [shi] xun qiu kuai huo bu shi jing sai ru jin di ren [ren] jie hun dou bi jiao wan
，如今化成赛跑了[le]，沿途风光两人一眼也{too}没看到[mei kan辽宁同志 dao]，到了[le]
ru jin hua cheng sai pao le [le] yan tu feng guang liang ren yi yan ye {too} mei kan dao [mei kan liao ning tong zhi dao] dao le [le]
更快1点超过了[le]甲，于是两人越走越快结尾跑{run}起来了[le]，原先系[shi]来看风光滴
geng kuai 1 dian chao guo le [le] jia yu shi liang ren yue zou yue kuai jie wei pao {run} qi lai le [le] yuan xian xi [shi] lai kan feng guang di
ong ming]，走要快1点比乙早瞧一眼风光，乙1[yi]看你想{th辽宁同志ink}比我早瞧一眼，就走得
ong ming] zou yao kuai 1 dian bi yi zao qiao yi yan feng guang yi 1[yi] kan ni xiang {th liao ning tong zhi ink} bi wo zao qiao yi yan jiu zou de
端的时候[de shi hou]你看我也瞧，两人都很开心。以后甲耍了[le]1个小聪明[xiao c
duan de shi hou [de shi hou] ni kan wo ye qiao liang ren dou hen kai xin yi hou jia shua le [le]1 ge xiao cong ming [xiao c
是从{from}效果上看，1点也{too}不值，辽宁同志可是过程重于效果。有[you]甲、乙二个人瞧风光，开
shi cong {from} xiao guo shang kan 1 dian ye {too} bu zhi liao ning tong zhi ke shi guo cheng zhong yu xiao guo you [you] jia yi er ge ren qiao feng guang kai
了[le]1个星期滴时候，在[zai]日光岩上[shang]只待了[le]2分钟{minute}，要
le [le]1 ge xing qi di shi hou zai [zai] ri guang yan shang [shang] zhi dai le [le]2 fen zhong {minute} yao
掉下去，待不[bu]了[le]2分钟{minute}快要下来{comedown}。辽宁同志花{flower}
diao xia qu dai bu [bu] le [le]2 fen zhong {minute} kuai yao xia lai {comedown} liao ning tong zhi hua {flower}
[le]日光岩一看，一块不足15m2滴岩石，上面挤满了[le]人[ren]，多得都要把人[ren]挤
[le] ri guang yan yi kan yi kuai bu zu 15m2 di yan shi shang mian ji man le [le] ren [ren] duo de dou yao ba ren [ren] ji